"Trying to find someone?" asked the devil playfully. "I'm trying to find my cow, Maurice. Have you seen him?" "Of course! let's make a deal. I'll give you your precious cow back if you give me your soul." "But why me?" "You were a hitman. You killed people for a living. Now, you belong to me!" I looked at her for a moment and I realized that what she said was true. But why was I here? I don't want to die! "You don't have to die, you know." I looked at her curiously. I can send you back. Of course, you would have to do someting for me. You understand, a favor for a favor. Let's say I send you and your cow back, what would you do for me? "Anything you want. I'd do anything to go back!" "Sign here," she says and pulls out a contract. I sign and she starts to laugh. "Ha! It's done then! You should read the fine print, my good man. Now you will serve me for eternity!" In a puff of smoke she disappears and I am left in the field.