About a year had passed, and it was the anniversary of the day Maruice and I met. I was at the mall looking for a present when I saw it! And extra extra extra extra large sleeping short and nightcap! They had red stripes. Not orange stripes, not purple stripes, but red stripes. It was the perfect present. So I bought it. At noon I met Marusice in the living room with my large bos and Maruice with his small box. I opened my present first. It was a watch. "This is very expensive," I said. "Where'd you get the money?" "From your credit card." "What!? You spent $575 out of MY money?" "That is correct," said Maurice. "Oh good grief," I said and slapped myself on the forehead. And the rest of our anniversary is history.