Today, when I was eating breakfast, the blue cow came inside on it's hind legs and started talking to me. He said he didn't want to be treated like a common barnyard animal anymore and that his name was Maurice. Maurice and I had a good, meaningful conversation. After that I got dressed, went out and bought another bed. I have Maurice help me bring it in. THen I fixed it with sheets and blankets and a pillow. That night I couldn't get to sleep because he snored.