I thought to myself as I stroked the blue cow in heavan, "I have done a good thing. Giving my life out of grief." Just then, an angel appeared and said that God wanted to see us. So we went. He said, since I did a good thing, that he would give us another chance at life. The next moment we were sitting in the mud puddle. I looked and the blue cow and the cow looked at me. I smiled for the both of us 'cause cows can't smile.